1 the three magi.
2 once three magi gathered in a pub, were challenging among each other.
3 "you - says one to the other, - can't do anything, i'm more skilled than you".
4 "how do you know? look at me now!" - said the third one and cut both of his arm from his shoulders.
5 "oh, what is this; i cut my tongue out", - said the other and as he says, he cut his tongue.
6 "what was that (actually was yours)? i gouge my eye out!" - says the last one gouging his eye out.
7 after that they gave the cutted arms, tongues, eyes to the barman.
8 "keep them ! - they say; - if you can't keep them till we are back, we take your head!"
9 the barman stayed there and they leave.
10 at night, after they left, the cat ate all the members (actually lefted things), which the magi left there.
11 "oh, what should i do, beacuse now i will loose my head!" - said the barman quite sadly.
12 at this moment an old man went to the barman and says: "why are you so sad?"
13 "how could i not be sad" - said the barman, - "only this day and i have no more life!"
14 "don't worry!" - said the old man, when he come to known about the barman's reason for being sad;- "there and there is the body from a thief battered to death, cut his arms and take them; in the chamber is pork tongue, take it as well; and to find an eye - he said, - cut your cat!"
15 after he ordered, the old man at once went out and was gone.
16 the barman went on, how the old man told him.
17 next day the magi came.
18 they fixed themselves with the arms, tounge, eye, which they got from the barman (actually according to former they cured themselves).
19 after they fixed themselves, they were gone again.
20 after a few month they were sitting together again in the pub and asked each other: "how was (acutally is) - they say - it going on?"
21 the one, who cut his arms says: "my arms are no loger as before, i am always be forced to steal (actually they pull me)".
22 the one with the pork tongue says: "no matter how much sweats i eat, as long as i don't eat mess, i don't decay.
23 the one with the cat eye says: "yes, i am wondering; no matter how well i sleep (actually during my sleep), i notice the mice in the dark and i also can see".
24 the magi knows a lot, but they don't know everything (actually anything).